OK we all know how cool your car is and now we know how cool you are, but do you need to take up two spots so no one dings your doors? Come on your car is not that cool. Park like the rest of us and stop thinking you are above us with your domestic POS or extreme import.

Exceptions: If you happened to own a car that was made in Italy, handmade by artisans, or came over here special order by boat, you are pardoned. Otherwise please stop parking like an asshole.