ahhh. hate mail. you gotta love it. i have been collecting it since the sites inception, and i figured it was time for everyone else to laugh along with me. my favorites include "...i'm taking this to city hall..."; "...you sad little person..."; and people in other states that blame me for putting notices on their cars--yes, i drive around the country placing these on autos. enjoy.

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09.21.07
You people are going to get someone killed. My vehicle was parked on my property and someone put your asshole notice on it. Be advised, I am armed and will shoot and kill the next person who trespasses on my property. Consider this an official warning.

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07.24.07
One of your "customers" put a slip on a car (not ours) in front of our house. I happen to know, when that car was parked, it was a reasonable job - this complaint is NOT justified. Furthermore it was just a 1.5 car spot filled by a small car. Your customer is the one who is off base this time.

Further the total lack of civility in your title is uncalled for. This is not the kind of attitude that will build a greater society. You may mean well, but the way you are doing it feeds a greater evil - the sort of stuff the road rage is built on.

Keep up the cause, it is not a bad one, but change the title to something more neighborly and civil. The best consumer campaigns in recent history were all positive in orientation.

Loose the asshole word for starters.

Dane & Joan
email: joan********@att.net
Philadelphia PA 19103
land :215-***-**** cell: 609-***-****


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06.28.07

I recieved one of your handy notices tonight. Thanks! It made my night. I just love finding a notice on my truck informing me that I'm an asshole, because I parked in an out of the way location in a full parking lot, especially when the next nearest parking location is well out of walking distance. So, thanks for that. It was awesome.

Your intended good humor fun, is apparently lost on me.
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06.24.07
subject: you're a fucking asshole
I got a notice telling me my RX330 was in a compact car space. Did your fucking moron check to see if I violated the parking lines? Did you notice I was in a corner spot and parked right up next to the curb you dumbfuck.

I know there are stupid people out there, but your dumbass people can't seem to differentiate whether people are trying to be considerate. Sure my small SUV fits some of the compact spots. I make sure I don't violate the lines and give people room next to me to get out. Hey I don't want to get any dings myself. If I can't fit I move on, but this was a big space you dumb fucks.

I can't help it if your jeolous of my Lexus and this is your way of lashing out.

It's these dumbass things that give a well intended idea a bad name when the people handing out the flyers are assholes themselves.

So go fuck yourself.
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06.01.07
I got one of your notices and only wish the person who left it had the balls to leave their name or number. This was left on my car yesterday where there are a bunch of children.
I parked in the only spot left and the other cars around me were at fault way before me. If the person was bally enough to leave their name I would have shoved this notice up their ass and told them to …. …. You can fill in the blanks it starts with a f and ends with an o.

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05.29.07
Uh… Maybe you guys should open a site called “you are an asshole” for the people that put these things on cars that are parked legally?

I wasn’t even parallel parked when this idiot gave me a ticket for taking up 2 spaces. While it appeared I was taking up 2 spaces side-by-side, the school I am attending recently painted over (blacked out) the stripe between the two spaces because one of them did not meet the width requirements of Harris County or the City of Houston.

Cool concept for a site though; now you just need to weed the idiots out that can’t read instructions.

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05.19.07
My neighbor just received a Youparklikeanasshole.com notice on her vehicle. She was at Longs Drugs getting medication for her "disabled" son and was in a bit of a hurry to get to the prescription center.

I believe that if one has the right to leave a stupid message like this...they should be able to be contacted to get a response from the person that received it. I think it's pretty chicken crap that you allow these print outs, but don't let the parties that left it a name or phone number to respond too.

Just a little note from a person who truly cares about the disabled and the parents that have to care for them and get their medications and so on. I hope you will take this into consideration as my friend has too many things on her plate to have to get a nasty ass message like the one your company is promoting.

I plan on taking this to our local City Hall on Monday and see what can be done to avoid situations like this.
Marie

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05.04.07
Wow I got a notice, do you fucking thing that will keep me from parking like an "asshole?" I will park the way i park and you can keep continue giving me notice and I will continue parking like I want

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04.24.07
YOU SAD PERSON

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04.14.07
Stupid Crap! Due to an incident involving a person getting the crap beat out of him from placing one of these notices on anothers car, and the fact that you are the reason behind it, a hefty lawsuit will be coming your way shortly!

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03.06.07
For a teacher i expect better! What are you teaching the children? How to create silly little website's?
Best of Luck in Life!
Best and Kind Regards
Julian> From: "P. Arking Ass" <info@youparklikeanasshole.com>
> Reply-To: info@youparklikeanasshole.com
> To: Julian<j@hotmail.co.uk>
> Subject: Re: Hate_it
> Date: Mon, 05 Mar 2007 16:56:55 -0500
> awesome! thanks for spell and grammar checking my site. can you send me the changes so i can get to them? as you can see i am not too good at it. thanks.
> oh--i am currently a teacher, so i cannot afford a nice car--thanks for rubbing it in.
> oh--by the way--if we are checking grammar: it's "...drive nice cars around..." (see below) not "...drive nice car's around...." the apostrophe "S" denotes ownership so by your poorly constructed sentence the cars /own/ around. one more: the word "language" should not be capitalized, it is not a proper noun. not to nit pick though, we all make mistakes.
> (before you mention it, no i don't like capitalizing stuff, including the pronoun i. don't go there.)
> thanks for the words of encouragement, it was helpful.
> -a.
>
> Julian wrote:
>> The _Language_ on this web site is awful! It just show what an ignorant person you are, to make such an awful web site. I got a notice because I parked to close to a the pigs drive, the pig that left the notice drives a shed and can't stand to see my Brand New Discovery 3 HSE, outside his window. I expect you are in the same position - jealous! I have a few words to say "GET OVER IT".
>>
>> Enjoy updating your sad little web site, you sad little individual - why don't you get up and do something constructive then you can _drive nice car's around _and not get Jealous.
>>
>> Many Thanks ASSHOLE!

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03.03.07
FUCK YOU. just cause someone parks close to me doesnt mean i park bad. check the source b4 you fucking piss someone off. and if i saw you put this on my car i would beat the shit out of you. be on the lookout for pissed off bad drivers at beattheshitoutofidiots.com

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02.27.07
I work 12 hours as a nurse in hospital and find this one on my winshield. Anyone who left this
should leave a name as a responsible signer.
I don't use dirty word before, but this is BS going to extreame
Laura
Laura*****@hotmail.com

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02.21.07
The Language on this web site is awful! It just show what an ignorant person you are, to make such an awful web site. I got a notice because I parked to close to a the pigs drive, the pig that left the notice drives a shed and can't stand to see my Brand New Discovery 3 HSE, outside his window. I expect you are in the same position - jealous! I have a few words to say "GET OVER IT".
Enjoy updating your sad little web site, you sad little individual - why don't you get up and do something constructive then you can drive nice car's around and not get Jealous.
Many Thanks ASSHOLE!

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02.12.07
I understand that you guys have a lot of free time on your hands to create a website like this but I’m sorry, it appears that you just gave a notice to someone who does not deserve it. My mom is an awesome person, an outstanding teacher, and after tutoring a child when she works full time, she went to go pick up our dog who is sick from the vet. It was dark, so she could not see the painted lines in the parking lot. It appears someone from your website went onto the private property of this structure and gave her the notice. I understand that we all get frustrated with people who park like jerks, but seriously, I was with her and she was 1 centimeter at most over the line of the designated spot. It was dark and she could not see and wanted to get our dog. You guys really need to grow up and get a life. If I got one of these I couldn’t give a shit but she is a really nice person and it actually upset her. Please try to give these lovely notices out a little more cautiously. If somebody doesn’t park like you would like them to there’s no need for such a hateful message. You can always leave a note to tell the person that they parked outside the line and should work on their parking skills. There’s already a lot of hate out there that is vastly apparent in the world; let’s try not to perpetuate it.

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02.11.07
that maybe some people park crooked "like an asshole
(as you say" because the person next to them had
parked crooked???????? AND MAYBE you DID NOT SEE THE
OTHER CAR THAT WAS PARKED CROOKED NEXT TO THEM???
Maybe that car left before you pulled up in your as*
hole car.
Someone gave me a "notice" tonight that I park like an
"asshole". Well, let me tell you, I HAD to park the
way I parked as the vehicle next to me was parked over
the line AND there was a shopping cart in the parking
spot on the other side of me.
SO, you can take your pleasure in leaving nasty notes
on people's cars when, in fact, you are an a** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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02.10.07
FUCK YOU and whoever put the “notice” on my car… damaging my windshield wiper.
I’d like to track you down and cut your heart out and feed it to my dogs. Creep. Asshole. Who appointed you the parking God?
Atually, I’d also cut your kidneys out and force you to chew them down.

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02.05.07
Before you start running around putting notices on people's windshield you might want to consider the possibility of being charged with littering.

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01.23.07
Aren’t you the righteous little prigs! You have no idea whether the idiot who slipped this notice under my windshield had a just case or not. I parked between two cars with about a foot-and-a-half on each end. When we returned an hour later, the whole configuration was different. People do get in their cars and leave, you know.

So you can feel like you’re making the world a better place and perhaps there are a few times you are. But this time you encouraged someone to perform an act that was rude, crude and ill-advised. I am 6’3” and 235 pounds. Your vigilante should be glad I didn’t catch him in the act.

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01.23.07
Since I know the fucking piece of shit that unzipped my car cover on my brand new 40,000. car to slip this lovely note under my windshield scratching my paint in the process probably won't be privy to my rant I'm going to have to hope that you will take it in the manner in which it's intended... I'm fucking pissed!!!! I received your lovely note for parking "over the painted lines" (I Parked in a striped off parking space in my apartment complex that EVERYONE parks in, i even pulled as close to the flower bed as possible in order to give the person parked next to me an additional 4 feet of space) AND I was parked there at the direction of the property owners. Perhaps you may want to add a disclaimer to your website to:
a.) get a life
b.) check if the offender in fact has permission to be there c.) mind their own business if it's not in any way shape or form affecting their life
d.) Not be an asshole with a pen
e.) Be willing to stand behind your opinion, say what needs to be said to the person and be a bitch and hide like a pussy behind the pen and paper

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01.03.07

i think people that leave notices on cars are assholes for doing it, they have to much time on their hands, if you have a
$ 50k vehicle you dont want some stupid mother fucker to hit with their doors, so this is a waste of good time and fucking paper,

any comments call me , I DONT CARE 919-***-****

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12.29.06
FUCK YOU! The pass that I got may have nothing to do with you because you are located in NY, but because you started this website, you're an ass your self. Yesterday someone gave me a parklikeanasshole pass because they said I took up two spots. Yet when I got up this morning to go to work, there was a car parked in front of me and behind me. Oh and the kicker, they keyed my car. Now there is an issue to be dealt with. Go fuck your website because other people coming up to a parking spot dont know who was parked near that car before, maybe there were cars before that person that made them park like that. Maybe that person was really sick and just needed to get home, you dont know the situation. Yes I hate parking in Philadelphia, yes people do suck at parking, but sometimes there are situations from people parking before them that effect their parking. There was no wrong parking with my spot last night, but know I have a keyed car because of your website. You have a good idea, its just taken out poorly. Now you have somone with a damanged car. Brian