hate mail 7.

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02.10.07
FUCK YOU and whoever put the “notice” on my car… damaging my windshield wiper.
I’d like to track you down and cut your heart out and feed it to my dogs. Creep. Asshole. Who appointed you the parking God?
Atually, I’d also cut your kidneys out and force you to chew them down.

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02.05.07
Before you start running around putting notices on people's windshield you might want to consider the possibility of being charged with littering.

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01.23.07
Aren’t you the righteous little prigs! You have no idea whether the idiot who slipped this notice under my windshield had a just case or not. I parked between two cars with about a foot-and-a-half on each end. When we returned an hour later, the whole configuration was different. People do get in their cars and leave, you know.

So you can feel like you’re making the world a better place and perhaps there are a few times you are. But this time you encouraged someone to perform an act that was rude, crude and ill-advised. I am 6’3” and 235 pounds. Your vigilante should be glad I didn’t catch him in the act.

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01.23.07
Since I know the fucking piece of shit that unzipped my car cover on my brand new 40,000. car to slip this lovely note under my windshield scratching my paint in the process probably won't be privy to my rant I'm going to have to hope that you will take it in the manner in which it's intended... I'm fucking pissed!!!! I received your lovely note for parking "over the painted lines" (I Parked in a striped off parking space in my apartment complex that EVERYONE parks in, i even pulled as close to the flower bed as possible in order to give the person parked next to me an additional 4 feet of space) AND I was parked there at the direction of the property owners. Perhaps you may want to add a disclaimer to your website to:
a.) get a life
b.) check if the offender in fact has permission to be there c.) mind their own business if it's not in any way shape or form affecting their life
d.) Not be an asshole with a pen
e.) Be willing to stand behind your opinion, say what needs to be said to the person and be a bitch and hide like a pussy behind the pen and paper

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01.03.07
i think people that leave notices on cars are assholes for doing it, they have to much time on their hands, if you have a
$ 50k vehicle you dont want some stupid mother fucker to hit with their doors, so this is a waste of good time and fucking paper,

any comments call me , I DONT CARE 919-***-****

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12.29.06
FUCK YOU! The pass that I got may have nothing to do with you because you are located in NY, but because you started this website, you're an ass your self. Yesterday someone gave me a parklikeanasshole pass because they said I took up two spots. Yet when I got up this morning to go to work, there was a car parked in front of me and behind me. Oh and the kicker, they keyed my car. Now there is an issue to be dealt with. Go fuck your website because other people coming up to a parking spot dont know who was parked near that car before, maybe there were cars before that person that made them park like that. Maybe that person was really sick and just needed to get home, you dont know the situation. Yes I hate parking in Philadelphia, yes people do suck at parking, but sometimes there are situations from people parking before them that effect their parking. There was no wrong parking with my spot last night, but know I have a keyed car because of your website. You have a good idea, its just taken out poorly. Now you have somone with a damanged car. Brian