+ two spots one car
+ ummm...a little too close
+ too far away from a driveway
+ too close to my driveway
+ over the painted lines
+ diagonal parking: cool car
+ diagonal parking: not so cool car
+ move up!
+ that's a compact?
+ you're just an asshole parker
+ dude, you got legs that work
+ add one that is not here

you call that a compact?

Come on, park your gigantic, oversized, gas-guzzling, tank of an SUV somewhere else. These spots are reserved for COMPACT CARS—thus the big sign. We drive compact cars for a reason, so we can park in these designated spots—well that, and unbelievable gas mileage—something you know nothing about.

Arbitrarily parking doesn't help you or the other parking spot you took—so please stop parking like an asshole.