+ two spots one car
+ ummm...a little too close
+ too far away from a driveway
+ too close to my driveway
+ over the painted lines
+ diagonal parking: cool car
+ diagonal parking: not so cool car
+ move up!
+ that's a compact?
+ you're just an asshole parker
+ dude, you got legs that work
+ add one that is not here

diagonal parking: cool car.

OK we all know how cool your car is and now we know how cool you are, but do you need to take up two spots so no one dings your doors? Ride a bike if you don't want your car to lose paint.

Please stop parking like an asshole.