+ two spots one car
+ ummm...a little too close
+ too far away from a driveway
+ too close to my driveway
+ over the painted lines
+ diagonal parking: cool car
+ diagonal parking: not so cool car
+ move up!
+ that's a compact?
+ you're just an asshole parker
+ dude, you got legs that work
+ add one that is not here

over the painted lines.

So you decided to make your own parking space by parking over the painted line?

You don't need an explanation—you just park like an asshole.