+ two spots one car
+ ummm...a little too close
+ too far away from a driveway
+ too close to my driveway
+ over the painted lines
+ diagonal parking: cool car
+ diagonal parking: not so cool car
+ move up!
+ that's a compact?
+ you're just an asshole parker
+ dude, you got legs that work
+ add one that is not here

you're just an asshole parker.

Maybe you don't care about the way you park, maybe you just don't like other human beings—whatever the case may be—there is no classification for you and we've lost hope. Take a look at the other violations and you may learn a thing or two about parking "not-so-much-like-an-asshole". Good luck with that.