+ two spots one car
+ ummm...a little too close
+ too far away from a driveway
+ too close to my driveway
+ over the painted lines
+ diagonal parking: cool car
+ diagonal parking: not so cool car
+ move up!
+ that's a compact?
+ you're just an asshole parker
+ dude, you got legs that work
+ add one that is not here

two spots, one car.

So you couldn't pull up and make room for more cars? If you were first to the street, good for you, you get home early. But for the rest of us parkers could you please pull up? Get nice and close to another driveway, or a no parking sign, or another car.

Arbitrarily parking doesn't help you or the other parking spot you took—so please stop parking like an asshole.